Law of Hemorrhaging Belligerence
The ability to remain standing despite copious amounts of bloodflow is in direct proportionality to one's skill as a swordsman. Also known as the Kenshin Himura Syndrome.
Law of Villainous Prominence
The strength of attacks is indirectly proportional to the importance of your opponent to the continuing storyline. Also known as the Sanosuke Sagara effect.
First Correlation: the Rajiuta Effect
Regardless, one is still capable in theory of beating major villains in a fight in minor story arcs despite such a fight having never taken place due to unavoidable circumstances of the combatants never having had the opportunity of meeting in battle.
The Notaro Phenomenon
Sanosuke's dog pwns all.
Law of Displaced Arterial Pressure
Strength of kicks is in direct proportion to rising blood pressure. This is also known as the Makimachi Misao phenomenon.
Law of Wooden Implements
all women, including men who look like women, can be beaten with just a bokken stick. Also called the Kamiya Kaoru effect.
Law of Resultant Equanimity
Win or lose, you still look DAMN COOL doing so. Called at times the Shinomori Aoshi Syndrome.
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