Basic Life Support
1. Beat someone up. Can't perform Basic Life Support without a basic life form.
2. Check if he's still breathing. Give him a couple of kicks and see if he groans.
3. Check his responsiveness. Hit him, then time how long it'll take for him to cry out.
4. Look his pulse over. It'll still be there whether you break his hand or not.
5. Watch him for any other signs. If he sees you and starts hunting for a sword or something, he'll be fine.
How to set a broken bone
You must have a broken bone to set in the first place. Hit your hand or your arm or whatever hard, preferably in some really large immovable object or someone's face. Then, trot over to
How to stop bleeding
Wrap your arm with the clothing you wore that's have left over after a fight. Then, trot over to How to treat burns
Splash something cold all over yourself. Then, trot over to
How to treat bruises
Let it lie. It'll disappear
How to treat hypothermia
Get out of the water.
How to treat shocks
Call the patient names. Weasel Girl, Raccoon Girl, Girly Man or Fox Woman usually works.
How to perform CPR
If it's a pretty girl (or guy, if that's your preference), do that mouth-to-mouth thingy, then thump her / his chest. If it's some balding guy, call a professional fast.
Child delivery
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