1. Go broke buying yourself gel and hairspray to get your hair up like Sano's.

2. Encourage people to call you "Roosterhead", so you can go ballistic when they do.

3. Wear an 'bad' kanji sign at the back of your shirt.

4. Practice knocking down trees with your bare hands.

5. Insult decidedly annoying police officers in your area.

6. Try to bomb a radical government building with a friend.

7. Fashion for yourself a sword ten times your height and name it the Zanbatou.

8. Eat out at your favorite restaurant and think it's for free.

9. Are scared of riding steam engine trains.

10. get lost anytime you step foot outside your city.

11. have a cat-dog relationship with your doctor (who by the way, is only a few years your senior, gorgeous, and with a penchant for fox ears to pop out of the latter's head.

12. Call some of your girl friends animal names, such as Raccoon Girl, Fox Lady and Weasel Girl.

13. Stick a fishbone in your mouth instead of a toothpick.

14. Wear bandages around your midsection even if you don't have an injury.

15. are good at cooking barbecued fish. And that's all you know how to cook.

16. Claim that your real name is in fact, Zanza, and that your last name is in fact, The Gangster.

17. Adopt the last name "Sagara", in memory of your 'hero'.

18. Blow what little savings you have on gambling.

19. Try to eat steak with chopsticks. (or if chopsticks aren't available, spear the whole thing with a fork)

20. Claim to be able to communicate with the ghost of your dead hero in life-threatening situations.


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